Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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