but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Watching her eat just hurts me
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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