Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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