how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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