I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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