Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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