suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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