she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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