Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Randomize
