How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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