She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Randomize
