Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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