I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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