no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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