strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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