shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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