I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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