you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
ttyl tear gas
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Where are you guys?
Drunk
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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