Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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