you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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