Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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