just tell him i said nine months
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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