Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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