New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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