Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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