he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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