I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
this just has baby written all over it
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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