I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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