I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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