there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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