And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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