Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Who died my cat blue again?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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