obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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