dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
they need to just BURY HIM!
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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