guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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