You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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