He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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