Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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