Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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