I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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