Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
My sheets look like a crime scene.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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