He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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