I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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