on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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