did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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