My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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