Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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