nut hugger
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
do herpes really smell.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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