I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm too high and old for this...
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
Randomize
