god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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