we have officially lost it.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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