can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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