Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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