So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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