Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
what day is it and did you see me today?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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