I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
