Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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