No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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